Where's the bacon?

When the world was still ruled by the tobacco companies, you could buy a pack of chocolate cigarettes at the candy store. My favorite candy was always original "coca-cola gummies". But you ain't seen nothing yet. My kids got over the Christmas break a pack of Uncle Oinker's gummy bacon. It is even packed the same way bacon is packed and contains four tick slices of bacon. Luckily it doesn't taste like bacon: it is strawberry flavored. The safe handling instructions advise you to keep in a cool, dry place and to "not attempt to fry or microwave". Made in China for Accoutrements :(